In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.