The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.