I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.