The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.