The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
Count 10 over him - he'll get up