The first hundred years are the hardest.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
He's a trellis for varicose veins.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.