The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.