The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Failure has gone to his head.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.