The first hundred years are the hardest.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.