Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Failure has gone to his head.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.