The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Failure has gone to his head.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.