In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.