The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.