The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.