The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.