I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.