If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.