I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.