Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.