There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.