The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.