A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.