The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.