I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.