Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
Count 10 over him - he'll get up
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.