I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

God is either cruel or incompetent.