Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.