Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.