I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.

I hope you're getting this down.