I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.