When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?
Woody AllenPsychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.
Woody AllenSex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
Woody AllenReal software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen