When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.