Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.