I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.