I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody AllenHave you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
Woody AllenI did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
Woody Allen