I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Why ruin a good story with the truth?

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.