When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody AllenHuman existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.
Woody AllenThere are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Woody AllenI don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
Woody AllenIt's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. Writing is very pleasurable, very seductive, and very therapeutic. Time passes very fast when I'm writing-really fast. I'm puzzling over something, and time just flies by. It's an exhilarating feeling. How bad can it be? It's sitting alone with fictional characters. You're escaping from the world in your own way and that's fine. Why not?
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