I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.