My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

The wicked at heart probably know something.

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!