The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

I am two with nature.

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.