The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.