Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.