Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.