Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.