Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

I've never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.