Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.