The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

I want to return to the womb, anyone's.