The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.

Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.