There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.

The best an idea gets is when its in your head.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!