There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?