Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.