Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.