I myself don't like to speak to the actors at all. I like to hire great people and let them do their thing. I don't like to speak to them. I don't like to have lunch with them. I don't like to socialize with them. I don't like to hear their ideas.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

God is either cruel or incompetent.

I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, [...] which is cold comfort.