The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.

... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.

If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.