Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.