Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.