Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I foresee death by culture shock.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.