In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists