My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.