Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.

I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.