To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.