Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.