When I started out, I was a television writer, and we wrote a television show that was on live every week. And you didn't have the luxury of coming in and waiting to be inspired. You came in and you had to write. And you wrote, because it was going to be live on the air. So I can do that.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.