I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

I read in self-defense.

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.