I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?