I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.