Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.