Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound and confrontational. And the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films. I'm not sure the one who makes escapist films is making a poorer contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.