Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

Human existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.