Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

It's all through the actors; I cannot write in that idiom