Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.