Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.