My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
Woody AllenSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody AllenAs an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have always been better. You try again, and fail once more. In some ways I find it enjoyable. You never lose sight of your goal. I donโt do my job to make money or to break box office records, I simply try things out. What would happen if I were to achieve perfection at some point? What would I do then?
Woody Allen