There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

The movie is usually, for me, something organic that grows all the time. I sit home and write it, and I'm in an isolated, four-walled environment, and I don't know what's going on. I just write it, and it's appearing in my head in some idealized way where every single moment works, and every little thing is perfect, because it's in my head.