There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.