A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.