A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.