Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
Woody AllenMy films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.
Woody AllenWell, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
Woody Allen