You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

[Stanley] Kubrick was a great artist and a perfectionist. He always wanted the exact right thing. He did a million takes. Everything had to be perfect. I'm an imperfectionist. I don't really care that much about the work. I write quickly. I'm careless. I shoot carelessly.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.