You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.