Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You'd run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you're pouring your heart out and you're not mitigating it with any humor or anything.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.