Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.