Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.