My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

The best things in life are censored.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?