My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

You make films whether they're dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people. Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn't interesting.

Some women feel power is important, some women feel that looks are important, tenderness, intelligence...but sense of humor seems to permeate all of them.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.