My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

All i have in my life is my imagination