You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.