You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?