God, you Jews are truly exotic." Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.