God, you Jews are truly exotic." Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set.
Woody AllenI like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.
Woody AllenAbysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see againโฆ I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene OโNeill were laughing.
Woody AllenYou always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
Woody AllenWhen you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.
Woody Allen