Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Woody AllenI have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.
Woody AllenYou'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
Woody AllenI've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen