Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.