I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
The best things in life are censored.
Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.